![]() Vic would be higher on this list if he had a better gig. ![]() He’s changed his look a few times over the years for different periods of ‘Deth’s career, but he has always embodied the old adage of “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil”, which is kind of weird because I’m certain he’s heard Risk and Super Collider. Vic Rattlehead – Rattlehead is the ossified mascot of Megadeth. Shining Moment: Dinner time at the ToH Bed and Breakfast.ĩ.Greatest Weakness: Lack of drawers for storage.Just like that, tables became the most ubiquitous mascot for our beloved franchise, reminding metalheads all over the world that we are all united in our need for raised flat surfaces. However, after James Hetfield, crooner for garage band Metallica, declared, “I am the table!”, President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order that all tables must henceforth be made of metal. The Table – Sure, most tables are made of wood. Behold, the definitive ranking of the ten greatest heavy metal mascots.ġ0. ![]() This is the best and most perfect list, and you’re probably some lame Dave Matthews Band fan if your list doesn’t align with mine. ![]() However, in the spirit of uniting us all under the banner of metal, I think I’ve concocted one list on which we can all agree. Poser accusations, IRL trolling, and death threats are just par for the course when it comes to dealing with someone else’s taste. We flock to lists like soccer moms to one-day Target sales, and if we disagree with a list, no level of base reprisal is beneath us. As much as we love maligning Buzzfeed and other basic things that normies enjoy, we sure do love our totally objective lists ranking different aspects of our cherished genre. ![]()
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